• gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
  • sherlockbringthejam:

    kittenskaboodles:

    ianthe:

    headup-billybuddy:

    the-future-mrs-solo:

    whatheballs:

    shavingryansprivates:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

    unless you experience my penis

    I just choked on my food.

    that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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    Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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    blackout-escapist:

    bagmilk:

    *concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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    dead-pendragon:

    heterophilia:

    Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    wheelcher2:

    honor students cheat more than anybody 

    donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

    trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

    you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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    officialwhitegirls:

    *tries to make a joke on this website* 

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