paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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regay if your blog

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

Anonymous asked:
opinion on America?

euo:

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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long