i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
SOMEONE SAID IT
honor students cheat more than anybody
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
*tries to make a joke on this website*