when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long